Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro. is gay. but fathers a child.

Enjoying the wonderful erection
Getting a nice pat on the shiri.
Getting his slew of lovers some rose petals while stepping out in leather boots
Look at the tight asshole.
Getting a bit frisky with his playmate
Vacationing in Hawaii. the pink hat and flower adds a nice touch.
Looking lovingly at his one and only
His hat is just so masculine.
Stepping out in his LV-suitcase and snake skin blouse.
The tears from his suppressed homosexuality spill out.

cristiano ronaldo, the highest paid player in the industry, ( are you ready for this? )....is gay.

although many of you wont believe this certain fact, sadly, it is true.

Ronaldo who is famous for his oiled up armani ads, his overly-masculine game attitude and of course his slew of model girlfriends is not who he appears to be. Has no one realized that his bulked up figure is cleanly shaven? or that he probably tans and moisturizes himself more than any of the victoria secret models do? so why has no one made a statement about this controversial issue? the answer is that Ronald has mastered down his cover-up plan down to the very core, that no fan or person would ever question his sexuality. if someone has slept with more than 80,000 women, people are not going to accuse him for being gay. and extra spice of information is that he is secretly in love with his fellow teammate and best friend,Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite (Kaka). this may be hard to process and i know that many of you think this is all bullshit but it is not. if you take ronaldo's male exterior away, and look at his videos, interviews and on- field play, than many of you will be in agreeance with me. his twitter account is full living proof, not to mention the fact that he has piled more than 5 million followers and updates every minute. on twitter, ronaldo follows only 6 users, including armani, world cup 2010, fifa associastion, real madrid, nike football and of course, THE REAL KAKA. Any interview consisting of the two, without a doubt, includes ronaldo's heart-melting smile. too bad, kaka is already taken, married to his childhood sweetheart caroline and has a 2 year old son. sorry cristiano, guess you'll have to keep ordering the six-thousand dollar prostitutes.

Just an hour ago, breaking news poured in that the worldwide superstar had fathered a child born just days ago. Reports are circulating around that fact that he is not willing to release his "baby mama's" name because she might be catholic, and on top of that a minor. Which makes us wonder if he likes his woman young and underage. On the other hand, justjared.com is reporting that his baby boy was delivered through a surrogate mother, and that ronaldo had been planning this process for quite some time, to fulfill his desire of raising a child. If it is in fact true that it was a surrogate, than there is no longer denying his homosexuality.

Come on ronaldo, it is only a matter of time before the world realizes you're not into fucking vaginas.